September 2011
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Anonymous asked: Do you also have a personal blog?
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“I think ‘Girl Afraid’ simply implied that even within relationships there’s no...”
– Morrissey
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“I think animals need all the help they can get, because they have none. They...”
– Morrissey (2002)
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24 Hours To Live
Interviewer: So how do you want to go? Double-decker bus? Ten-ton truck?
Morrissey: Concussed by a coconut.
Interviewer: Which of your songs play in heaven?
Morrissey: "Satan Rejected My Soul."
Interviewer: And which one plays in hell?
Morrissey: "I Have Forgiven Jesus."
Interviewer: What book do you regret not finishing?
Morrissey: The Toilets Are Closed in Your Honour, an account of the life of Cressida Dick, assistant commissioner of London's Metropolitan Police.
Interviewer: While alive, what did you spend most of your money on?
Morrissey: Legal fees.
Interviewer: Who in your life would you have most liked to "kick in the eye"?
Morrissey: That meat-fed horror Jamie "'Orrible" Oliver. If he's a master chef, then I'm Miss Brazil 1970.
Interviewer: What will be your greatest legacy?
Morrissey: Thundering suavity.
Interviewer: Any regrets about being outspoken?
Morrissey: Whatever I said, I meant.
Interviewer: When were you happiest?
Morrissey: At age 12 I could juggle a plate on a stick.
Interviewer: Name one thing you're glad you'll never have to do again on earth.
Morrissey: It will be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham.
Interviewer: What's the wildest thing you ever did while you were alive?
Morrissey: I took some swimming lessons at the local baths.
Interviewer: What's your last meal?
Morrissey: The disease of smallness - tea and toast.
Interviewer: Do you have a deathbed confession?
Morrissey: I've never seen myself naked. It seemed impolite to look.
Interviewer: TO whom would you whisper your last goodbye?
Morrissey: To my very best friend... myself.
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alve-us asked: Perfection :')
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“I’m still in the position that when the window cleaner calls, I have to go...”
– Morrissey
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Interviewer: Someone recently said: "Morrissey's a genius but you wouldn't want to live with him."
Morrissey: Probably my mother.
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“I often pass a mirror and I glance into it slightly, and I don’t really...”
– Morrissey
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Interviewer: What do you make of the Streets?
Morrissey: I found it unsettling because it sounds like one of those Seventies government health warning programmes. Do you remember the swimming one [adopts a Birmingham accent]: "Dave, why do I keep losing me birds?" And it was because Dave couldn't swim. The Streets sound like that.
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“Bollocks,” says Morrissey, setting down his fourth pint of Newcastle Brown Ale. “That’s bollocks.” It has merely been mooted that Seventies fauxdoo-wop troupe the Rubettes “weren’t that bad” but Morrissey, sensing heresy, is having none of it. “They were shit,” he concludes authoritatively. 2005, GQ
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“We’ve all been indoctrinated to believe that we have to mate in order to be...”
– Morrissey (2009)
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